Girls (Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow) I like the girls (Ay, loco, sing that one more time sound good, 'cuz) Girls, yeah (Oh, yeah, yeah) I like the girls (Give me a light, loc, a tell that girl over there My name is Afroman) I like 'em short, I like 'em tall I like 'em big, I like 'em small I like 'em with hair, I like 'em bald To make a long story short, I like 'em all I like this girl, I like that girl I like the skinny girl, I like the fat girl I like the college girl and the hoodie rat too I like the church girl Ms. 'Goodie Goodie Two Shoes' Girls (I like the girls, sing it ya'll) I like the girls (You know I do, I'm so in love with you) Girls (Oh, baby) I like the girls (You gotta understand, I can't operate with no man) I like 'em shy, I like 'em bold I like 'em young, I like 'em old I like 'em smart, I like 'em dumb I like women anyway they come Man, I like 'em when they're beautiful I like 'em when they're ugly I like it when they ignore me I like it when they bug me Ain't a woman that I don't like I got drunk one time and tried to talk to a dyke Girls (I love the girls, yeah) I like the girls (Adam gave up his rib so I could take A hot mama back the crib) Girls (I love you, baby, yeah) I like the girls (Hey, lady, I'm the hungry hustler Afroman) I like the wrong girl, I like the right girl I like the black girl, I like the white girl I like the brown girl, I like the yellow girl I like the rich girl, I like the ghetto girl I like the nice girl, I like the mean girl Outer space, I even got a green girl I like the city girl, I like the country girl Don't let me get high and get the munchies, girl Girls (When I'm 99, I'ma have me a woman that's fine) I like the girls (Make love and have a heart attack Cum and go at the same time) Girls (Afroman, yeah, Afroman) I like the girls Ay man, I wrote this rap about Little Red Riding Hood When I was a little kid, check it out, man I met Lil' Red Riding hood We took a ride to my hood and I rode her real good Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream To make Red Riding Hood holler and scream I said, ?Boom, bang, pop, pow Grandmama can't help ya now When you're on all fours like a horse on her hoof I'm Afroman, the Big Bad Wolf? Girls (Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow) I like the girls (A both, y'all say yeah, yeah) Girls (I like the girls) I like the girls (You know why? 'Cause I'm a locsta, locsta hundred spokesta) Girls, they gotta be the most precious commodity My brain's like the ocean but nothing is swimming Through my head except naked women Of course I wanna have sex with you Do I look like I'm a homosexual? All you feminists hate my guts But girl, you gonna love these nuts Girls (Yeah, we gonna break it down, you understand me) I like the girls (All my G-mosobies up there in Pimp-dale, Pimp-afornia) Girls (I'm smokin' tumbleweed with all my homies from Haddeys-herb Missi-hempie) I like the girls (Ay, man, check out this song we used to Sing when we was little kids, right) My girl got two big lips, taste like potato chips My girl got two big boobs just like two inter tubes My girl got two big hips just like two battleships My girl got real long hair down to her underwear My girl gotta slender waste Her favorite seat is on my face I got taste, I got taste